I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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