i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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