i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
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