let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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