Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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