no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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