Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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