okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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