how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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