We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I'm like, not good at living.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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