my sisters under your porch take her home
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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