come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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