i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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