I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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