i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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