JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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