I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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