Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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