i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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