I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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