The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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