i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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