I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
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