Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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