I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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