His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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