That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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