i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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