How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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