Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Randomize
