you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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