Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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