You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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