He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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