i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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