Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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