O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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