Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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