ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I just googled if crying burns calories
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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