he shaved USA in his pubs
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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