i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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