Do vagina's smell?
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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