I don't usually arrange sex via text message
i just wanna soil my oats bro
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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