Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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