he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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