Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
You dont lie about slip and slides
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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