god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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