Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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