Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
barbara walters just said penis...
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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