i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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