butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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