how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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