It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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