It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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