The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I am naked and annoyed.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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