Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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