I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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