Everything about him screamed your future.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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