I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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